And the answer is: NOT to deliver the pizza.
We figured that since we probably didn’t speak French well enough to say “We would like a large pepperoni pizza with cheese stix, please” that we should order online. We entered all of our vitals: name, address, order, city, state, etc, etc, etc. Then, we hit “ORDER”. Then, we waited…and waited…and waited some more. About 2 hours later we finally got the idea that our pizza wasn’t coming. Here is the hour-long process of trying to order a pizza online in France:
For the record, we were craving pizza pretty bad at this point, so we tried a different place the next night and had…wait for it…SUCCESS! The cheese may have been a little rubbery, but who really cares?! Bon Appetit!