I am not Rick Steves, nor have I ever claimed to be. However, for those of you who will be coming over to the City of Lights for a visit in the future, I would encourage you to NOT visit Moulin Rouge. It was really horrible and really expensive! Our tickets were about $131 per person, our seats saw about 70% of the stage, and the show was 0% impressive.
Yes, there were boobs (very small boobs mind you), there were live ponies, there were male dancers, and there were even live snakes in a pool. I know…sounds like it would be a good time, but I would really urge you to save your allowance. The entire time I was watching (and yawning), I felt like I was back at Rogers Little Theater in Rogers, Arkansas watching the monthly “dinner and a show”. It was a real bummer. Bon Ap anyway!
Since there were tiny boobies in the show, there was no photography allowed….you aren’t missing much! BUT….Daniel MAY have snuck a few!